(And yes, Ilana is the party in both a literal and metaphorical sense.) Just when it looks like they’re about to lose the table, Ilana comes biking to the rescue, looking hot in her butch backup-dancer gear: Nikes, booty shorts, and a cap that says “PERV.”Ībbi hurries Ilana up so they can get the table, and then Ilana accidentally drops the key to her bike lock in a sewer grate. The hostess refuses to seat Abbi until her full party arrives. By the end of the montage, I was so high on life I was like, “Who even needs Lexapro when you can just mainline Broad City?” (I still need Lexapro, though.)Īfter the opening credits, we jump to Abbi waiting for a table at some snooty Soho lunch spot where the hostess from hell basically treats her like: WAIT, WHAT? Did Ilana Glazer just make dropping a deuce look sexy and cool?įrom there, we get into a montage of the brassy besties in all kinds of bathroom shenanigans: getting head, giving head, eating chocolate, singing into hairbrushes, and, of course, getting stoned. We’re in split-screen with both gals sitting on their respective toilets, when llana suddenly lights a match with a wicked grin. The premiere episode, “Two Chainz,” opens with a bang - or actually, it’s more like a plop. I’m actually a high-maintenance Jewess who takes 45 minutes to order at restaurants and can’t poop in public bathrooms! So now that you know everything about me, let’s do this. In a nutshell, I’m easygoing, I’m a great cook, and I live in the present - just kidding. So dab your doob, slam a slice, and let’s get into it!īut first, hello! I’m your new Broad City recapper. Ilana is still a hip-hop horn-dog, Abbi is still a Type-A Trudy, and Lincoln is still the goofy third-wheel to the greatest semi-platonic love story of all time. They’re baaack! The bad babes from Broad City have returned and because Jah is great, nothing has changed.
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